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Funny Military T-Shirt: “NOWDAYS”
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🪖 "Three Years, Full Benefits – Must Be Nice..." 😤
This sarcastic military humor tee perfectly captures one of the greatest mysteries of the armed forces: how a 22-year-old E4 with shin splints and 3 good years walks away with 100% VA, while a salty old SGM with 25 years, 6 deployments, and a rebuilt spine gets 35% and a free pen. This shirt is a salute to the absurdity that every service member understands too well.
Features:
✅ Soft, high-quality cotton blend
✅ Available in sizes S–3XL
✅ Perfect for barracks banter, retirement parties, or just annoying your VA rep
✅ Military fit – sarcasm included
🤣 Because in the Army, pain is temporary... but VA math is forever.
⚠️ Warning: May cause laughter, flashbacks, and bitter chuckles.
Product features
- Without side seams for a smoother fit and reduced fabric waste.
- Highly elastic ribbed collar retains its shape after washing.
- Shoulder tape stabilizes seams for enhanced durability.
- Made from 100% ring-spun cotton for ultimate comfort.
- Ethically produced with US cotton, certified for safety.
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
EU representative: Tak Tik Gift Shop, taktikgiftshop@gmail.com, HC - 1 Box 3826, Santa Isabel, PR, 00757, US
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
Details
This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.
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